Comedians by birth, Geniuses by choice

George Carlin(above), Bill Hicks(below)

Even More Words of Wisdom:

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
-Carlin

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
-Carlin

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
-Carlin

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
-Carlin

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
-Carlin

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I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.
-Hicks

I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
-Hicks

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.
-Hicks

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
-Hicks

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
-Hicks