Comedians by birth, Geniuses by choice

George Carlin(above), Bill Hicks(below)

Even More Words of Wisdom:

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
-Carlin

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
-Carlin

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
-Carlin

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
-Carlin

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
-Carlin

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I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.
-Hicks

I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
-Hicks

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.
-Hicks

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
-Hicks

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
-Hicks

Mohandas Gandhi Quotes

More Words of Wisdom:

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching.

A 'No' uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a 'Yes' merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble.

A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.

Action is no less necessary than thought to the instinctive tendencies of the human frame.

An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it.

Jiddu Krishnamurti Quotes

Words of wisdom:

Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous, stupid and cruel life.

All ideologies are idiotic, whether religious or political, for it is conceptual thinking, the conceptual word, which has so unfortunately divided man.

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem.

I maintain that Truth is a pathless land, and you cannot approach it by any path whatsoever, by any religion, by any sect.

If we can really understand the problem, the answer will come out of it, because the answer is not separate from the problem.

In oneself lies the whole world and if you know how to look and learn, the door is there and the key is in your hand. Nobody on earth can give you either the key or the door to open, except yourself.

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

The constant assertion of belief is an indication of fear.

What is needed, rather than running away or controlling or suppressing or any other resistance, is understanding fear; that means, watch it, learn about it, come directly into contact with it. We are to learn about fear, not how to escape from it.

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